Friday Morning Quick Hits

FOX does it again. It makes us very very angry, as Arrested Development put on probation by FOX. Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Paul McCartney to beam concert into space.  If the aliens weren't hostile before, they will be now.

Harry Potter snubs fans and prefers to hang out with VIP's.  Voldemort would be pleased.

National Geographic sending Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue to Thailand for photojournalism assignment, in an apparent attempt to finally upgrade the quality of their boobies pics. w00t.

Ashlee Simpson seeking average Joe.  Joe Millionaire, Joe Namath, and Bazooka Joe all breathe sigh of relief.

"Terminator" T.V. show in the works. ABC turns over control to SkyNet.

Chuck Berry sues over use of his songs for Karaoke. Japan surrenders.

Despite declining ratings, Trump is sure he won't hear "You're fired!" from NBC.