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Katie Holmes is pregnant!!!
That means Katie Holmes had sex with somebody! I wonder who the father is????
Photo: (above) Tom shaking Katie, asking where babies come from
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October 5, 2005 | Permalink
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*sniff* *sniff* you smell that?...smells like a publicity stunt to me...
Posted by: Allie | Oct 5, 2005 6:32:29 PM
Oh my goodness. Some one went to the sperm clinic. Because- wasnt Katie "waiting for marriage". She was keeping herself pure, right? theres nothing like a horny scientologist to fertilize your eggs. Out of the auditing room and into your fallopian tubes!
Posted by: Distressedjeans | Oct 5, 2005 7:54:21 PM
More like Kate had sex with a turkey baster!
Posted by: savvy | Oct 5, 2005 8:05:07 PM
And with the birth of this spawn, The End of Civilization As We Know It will come to pass.
Posted by: Leu | Oct 5, 2005 8:53:07 PM
Great. I am going to dream about being chased by flying babies in space helmets all night long.
Posted by: amw1972 | Oct 5, 2005 9:57:26 PM
I thought she was a self-confessed virgin!!!
Posted by: leah | Oct 5, 2005 11:36:34 PM
I'm scared. Is there some sort of Scientology prophecy being fulfilled that the world should know about?
Posted by: L | Oct 6, 2005 2:43:18 AM
Gee Katie, hope you don't come down with something like post-partum...
Posted by: miss_t | Oct 6, 2005 9:28:47 AM
Introducing alien DNA into Katie's body is just plain cruel.
Posted by: Pod Baby | Oct 6, 2005 11:02:05 AM
This is all going according to Xenu's plan. Its a virgin conception, its a miracle! I wonder what Chris Klien is thinking right about now.."FIVE years with her and all we did was kiss and she's with this guy for a few months and is pregnant????"
Posted by: Distressedjeans | Oct 6, 2005 11:24:04 AM
virgin? the girl was dating chris klein for crying out loud. and that's all i can think about....she left CK for a newly freaky tom cruise. **shudders**
Posted by: akd5 | Oct 6, 2005 12:15:58 PM
Anyone else think of "Rosemary's Baby" when they heard the news?
Posted by: delilah | Oct 6, 2005 2:03:28 PM
Where will they be storing the pod?
Posted by: cowhead | Oct 7, 2005 9:58:17 PM
I knew that saving myself for marriage was a bunch of crap!! And I also know for a fact that 5 years with Chris Klein wasn't just hugs and kisses!! Personally I'm sick of hearing about her and Tom Cruise!!! There are more important things going on in this world than those two nutcases!!!!
Enough already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Abbie | Oct 8, 2005 6:15:52 AM
How can Katie Holmes be happy with what she's done?! She had a really buff gorgeous fiance Chris Klien for 5 years - all wasted to boost her low demanding career!!! She needed Tom Cruise to give that to her and Tom needed her to fertilise his tadpoles!!!
Chris Klien - Wherever you are - You'll find someone better who's more loving and devoted to you somewhere!!! xox
Posted by: marie uk | Oct 13, 2005 8:23:31 AM
Katie pregnant. It is all part of a Master (Publicity) Plan to convince us all that their relationship is "true". You've got a man who has 300 million in the bank. He can afford to pay to have a baby for publicity. But of course, both of them suck each other’s faces out in public wherever they go, he sends her flowers and jewelry almost every day, walk with their “family” just to have their pictures taken so that word will spread around that they are one big happy fucking family. Bull-shit.
Katie is using Tom and Tom is using Katie. You've got Katie, who was in a five-year relationship with Chris Klein, dumps him, and then several weeks later is PREGNANT with TOM CRUISE'S BABY?!?! A whore, and a desparate whore. With both their dwindling careers, they needed each other. Tom needed someone young to help him appeal to the younger crowd. And Tom gave Katie an offer she couldn't resist (in the following order): Be my girlfriend, have my baby, then after about five years we can call it quits by announcing that our breakup was due to "irreconcilable differences". Then, I can still date younger women and since you (katie) became even more famous because of me, you can be like Demi and date younger men. Priceless.
She's a whore. He's an arrogant, control-freak bigot. And no matter how “loveable” they look or how much they walk around New York or anyplace with their own parents to look like they’re one big happy genuine family, this is one carefully designed Master Publicity Plan.
Posted by: Madge | Dec 19, 2005 2:27:05 AM
"Gee Katie, hope you don't come down with something like post-partum..."
Ahahah, nice.
Posted by: Abby | Feb 17, 2006 9:10:29 PM
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Posted by: PJP99 | Mar 11, 2006 2:57:58 PM
Why hasn't anyone thought of the possibility that Katie is actually pregnant to Chris Klein? Tom needed someone to disprove the gay rumours, and Katie, the not-so-virginal, couldn't be pregnant without a partner. She certainly appears to have lost weight in the past few weeks, and I am going to bet when she finally "gives birth" the baby will *surprisingly* look like a 2 month old.
Posted by: Jadar | Apr 6, 2006 1:41:42 AM
I just want to say to ALL those who think Katie Holmes belly looks funny...HELLO!!!!!!!!!! when you are pregnant your belly gets into all kinds of wierd shapes because the baby moves around in there!!!!!!!! It can be lop-sided or pointy or high up, it just isn't perfectly round all the time. Jeez, people, hasn't anyone ever been around a pregnant woman before, especially one who is between 7 and 9 months pregnant? GET A LIFE or talk to a woman who has been pregnant before, someone like me. I've had 4 children. Two singletons and twins.
Posted by: Michelle | Apr 10, 2006 4:18:15 PM
