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Tonight Show bandleader Kevin Eubanks thanks LA Firefighters for saving
his home. Firefighters in turn ask Eubanks to save them from Jay Leno.
Miss America pageant still looking for home. Organizers would like to inform you in advance that "your lap" isn't large enough. Pfft. Men.
Heavily-armed clowns rob donut store in Everett. Police looking for two
suspects described as having white faces, red noses and wide grins, may
be driving a teeny-tiny little car.
Upcoming 'very special episode' of Extreme Home Makeover to include a $500k home for a convicted armed robber. Ty: "You had me crying at 'two DUI convictions''.
Michael Jackson moving to Bahrain after successfully mastering Arabic phrases inlcuding "Hello", "I am well, and you?" and "How much for the little boy?"
Just because you're dead in your car in a mall parking lot doesn't give you the right to park there for as long as you want.
Google's quarterly profit sends shares up 10%. Al Gore waiting for royalties.
Mattel set to revamp Barbie's Ken in effort to make him cool and hip to young girls. Ken crosses his fingers for "Extreme Makeover: Genitalia Edition".
October 21, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
I love the 1990's Don King coiffed, Pucci print clad Ken. Does he come with hot pink Prada loafers and a man purse?
Posted by: Distressedjeans | Oct 21, 2005 1:33:04 AM
OMG, 1990s Ken is Totally Hair Ken. I had him and both of his freakishly long haired lady friends.
http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/totallyhair.htm
Posted by: Popper | Oct 21, 2005 10:11:57 PM
Is it just me or do the many faces of Ken look like the guys from Queer Eye? 70's Ken is Carson. 80's is Kyan. 90's is a big haired Ted and welcome to the new Millenium Ken, we're gonna make you look like Jai Rodriguez. Where's Thom/Ken?
Posted by: Ashley | Oct 21, 2005 10:24:54 PM
It's Queer Eye for the Ken doll. Do we get Ted next? We have 70's Carson. 80's Kyan. 90's Thom and 2000's Jai.
Posted by: Ashley | Oct 21, 2005 10:26:11 PM
The order of the Kens:
1970--experimented
1980--confused
1990--thinking about it
2000--flaming 'mo
Posted by: Mario | Oct 22, 2005 4:42:56 AM
Wow, that 80s Ken takes me back. I'm of the plastic-haired Ken era. Now, why has making Ken more modern meant his eyebrows have gotten progressively thinner? Also, can't believe the Mattel people settled on a MESH TANKTOP for 2000s Ken.
Posted by: veggie girl | Oct 23, 2005 10:37:10 PM
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