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Wednesday Quick Hits
Angelina Jolie adopts an Ethiopian orphan. Oh really? Well, if you call within the next 30 minutes to adopt me, Ms. Jolie. We'll even throw in a FREE Sport Illustrated Football Phone! Operators are standing by...(the time is now)
London gets the 2012 Olympics. France surrenders.
Colonel Mustard, in the senior citizen's center, with a candlestick.
Britney wants to rush a new album to stores cause Cletus Federline has spent all her money.
Prince Albert admits he had a child with a stewardess, also admits it would have been better to put it in her can...
Martha Stewart claims her prison nickname was 'M. Diddy' after constructing a lace-lined escape tunnel using a single punch ladle.
July 6, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
See, I knew buying those supersize bags of cheetoes and trucker hats would catch up to them one day...
Posted by: amayaky | Jul 6, 2005 1:09:24 PM
I'm glad Angelina adopted another child and she seems like a really good mother. I have been anticipating Britney's situation for some time. I have noticed that K-Fed spends alot of money on his bling and his nasty wife beaters, so it was only a matter of time before they would go broke.
Posted by: Sannah | Jul 8, 2005 2:49:33 PM
