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Stuck between a Rock and an Ugly place
So this guy made a list of who he considers to be the 9 ugliest rock stars alive. Click here to check them out with commentary. Here's the list for those too lazy to check:
- Keith Richards
- Patti Smith
- Timbuk 3
- Ric Ocasek
- Noel & Liam Gallagher
- Thom Yorke
- Adam Duritz
- John Popper
- Dolores O'Riordan
Okay, now... is he KIDDING??? First of all, let's think about who he's missing here. Has he ever heard of Shane McGowan of the Pogues? How about Mick Mars of Motley Crue? You're telling me the Gallagher brothers are uglier than Steve Perry? Come on!
Oh, and don't even get me started on the inclusion of Dolores O'Riordan. Come on now. She may not be Shania Twain, but she's definitely better looking than Janis Joplin.
I'm sorry, I'm getting heated. Who else deserves to be on this list? And who shouldn't have been included? Please, I need to know.
July 25, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
aaah, you didn't read the fine print
"For this list, I'm purposefully ignoring Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, Lemmy from Motorhead and Shane McGowan of the Pogues, who are already quite consistently voted rock music's ugliest in various polls. "
Posted by: Allie | Jul 25, 2005 5:13:42 PM
Well..I kind of agree with his list, even though I think there are far worse looking musicians than those that were listed.
Dolores O'Riordan..I thinks she's pretty. Shee needs to gain some weight, but she's not ugly.
Posted by: Jasonlover | Jul 25, 2005 5:47:39 PM
ok. they totally forgot Iggy Pop. he's melting like he's being effected by freakin global melting. that or the wicked witch of the west. but i think that was like a relative of his...so...yeah. and whats ironic is his name is IGGY "POP" like popsicle. haha im an ass...
Posted by: eric.hamitlon | Jul 25, 2005 6:17:19 PM
i meant global warming. whoops...
Posted by: eric.hamilton | Jul 25, 2005 6:18:52 PM
None of the Ramones made this list?
Or the singer from Celtic Frost?
Posted by: Shannon's lawyer | Jul 25, 2005 6:43:45 PM
HEY. thom yorke isn't ugly. neither is adam duritz -- he's more plain.
SERIOUSLY where are the ramones? no john lydon? no lars ulrich? what about the frontman for division of laura lee? their music may be obscure, but his mug is not.
Posted by: dot | Jul 25, 2005 7:55:40 PM
yeah, this guy didn't think long enough about his list. What about the singer of Monster Magnet? That's the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Shannon's lawyer | Jul 25, 2005 8:10:58 PM
Hey blog dude,
The list was the 9 ugliest rock stars ALIVE as seen at the beginning. Why did you even bring up Janis Joplin? Sure she's ugly but she also has been dead for a number of years now.
Posted by: Spade | Jul 25, 2005 10:51:32 PM
I'm not going to even get started on how retarded that list is.
Posted by: Alicia | Jul 26, 2005 12:05:23 AM
Also, John Popper got gastric bypass surgery a few years back and is nowhere near as bad as this guy describes.... which you can see in his.... mug shot http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__john-popper.jpg
Posted by: popperlova | Jul 26, 2005 12:58:58 AM
ugly rock stars??how about david bowie,and mick jagger, ewww
not a huge courtney love fan either-gross
Posted by: kimberly | Jul 26, 2005 1:23:21 AM
i thought the guy from nickelback won that dubious honor a few years ago.
Posted by: fat asian baby | Jul 26, 2005 4:11:28 AM
STEVEN TYLER you imbeciles!
Posted by: blah | Jul 26, 2005 5:17:30 AM
To the person who mentioned lars Ulrich:No way. I always thought he was hot. So what if he looks like an elf. He's still a cutey.
I agree about Steven Tyler.
They should of put Colin Farrell on that list, just to do it. I know he's not a musician but I just a saw recent picture of him and WOW...that is one unattractive man.
Posted by: Jasonlover | Jul 26, 2005 9:49:59 AM
AC/DC. Any version.
Also, I have 'Stooges' Wallpaper on my computer and they are some ugly cats. Beetlejuice Ugly cats.
Daron Malakian. Who ever the hell that is.
Posted by: RevHud | Jul 26, 2005 11:44:24 AM
Jani Lane
Iggy Pop
Posted by: Mona | Jul 26, 2005 1:05:37 PM
i think the new britney spears is conspicuously absent from this list.
Posted by: joe's mama | Jul 26, 2005 1:58:56 PM
i totally veto jani lane...at least the yummy 80's version of him...but what about the lead singer of mr. big? and the weird guy from the b52's? hhmmm...he might me dead....but i could be wrong.
Posted by: akd5 | Jul 26, 2005 2:05:10 PM
i guess you can be ugly as sin but if your blond its sexy. is that why all the chicks are brunette? hmm.... typical. she's not a rock star but he prolly thinks anna nicole is hot.
Posted by: ivy777 | Jul 26, 2005 4:26:52 PM
Honestly,ivy777 just because thier blonde DOESN'T make you hot! And stop hatin on brunettes alright!! And the only idiot in here is you because hair color doedn't mean whether your ugly or not!F--king retard!!
Posted by: Casey | Jul 26, 2005 10:29:40 PM
Thom Yorke isn´t ugly. He has very interesting face ...
Posted by: bagpus | Aug 11, 2005 9:20:44 AM
why don't you go to zombieguide.com and check out dolores
she is HOT
also lists like that are just wrong...rude
Posted by: wake up and smell the coffee | Jan 8, 2006 12:27:00 AM
why don't you go to zombieguide.com and check out dolores
she is HOT
also lists like that are just wrong...rude
Posted by: wake up and smell the coffee | Jan 8, 2006 12:27:59 AM
I totally agree with you, Dolores O'riordan is hot, also an amazing, and talented singer and songwriter (not that has anything to do with looks of course!) and Thom Yorke, well he's....
he's a really nice guy, and not ugly, just unique! But we all obiviously have our opinions
Posted by: Neon Ballroom | Apr 21, 2006 8:54:37 PM
