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Date Him Natalie!
Date Me Natalie is a site run by a man who wants nothing more in life but a single date with Sen. Padmé Amidala. Why post it? Because you'll probably get a chance to see him weep in front of Ms. Portman one day soon as he is making the interview rounds as of late.
"I'm asking for one date with Natalie Portman. I'm not asking to marry her. I'm not asking for a week's vacation with her. I'm not asking to exchange love letters with her. I want one conversation with her, in person. I've decided to ask for this through a website presenting my argument about why I feel this is worth Natalie's time."
Natalie. Use your stunt double again. I wont tell. The empire and your secret will be safe with me. I pinky swear. If not for his happiness do it for our entertainment.[link]
July 28, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
this site is so three months ago. why is best week ever getting so slow?
Posted by: apb000 | Jul 28, 2005 3:23:00 AM
This smells of stalker. Sure it's just one date, but don't most stalking cases begin after the first date? It's like one person thinks they're totally compatible, while the other person thinks they're totally incompatible, and the person who thinks they're compatible spends all the stalking time convincing the other person they're compatible, until they get arrested.
Posted by: Marvo | Jul 28, 2005 3:46:34 AM
What? No picture?
Posted by: Anonymous | Jul 28, 2005 9:48:26 AM
Yeah, but in Episode I, isn't the girl who plays her decoy Keira Knightly? So instead of sending Natalie we'll send her? That's a pretty good consolation.
Posted by: Jacob Harvey | Jul 28, 2005 10:01:53 AM
what a lame rip off, there was a guy who made a documentary about trying to get a date with drew barrymore. i bet this guy got the idea from the documentary.
why in the world would anyone care to interview him??
Posted by: Aimee Roo | Jul 31, 2005 2:15:38 AM
