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Strangest thing. We found this in Teri Hatcher's dressing room.

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I wonder what it means.

Well, I guess you'll have to tune into BWE tonight @ 11 to find out.

April 8, 2005 | Permalink

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IT MEANS I AM FIRST!!!!!!!!

Posted by: HORSEMAN_03 | Apr 8, 2005 12:01:25 PM

2nd

Posted by: earthling | Apr 8, 2005 12:04:16 PM

gulp my cum u dick shit, im SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: cum gulper | Apr 8, 2005 12:07:07 PM

Wow... can't spell and can't count -- at the same time! What an accomplishment. Your mammy must be so proud. Of course, I'm assuming you know your mammy.

Posted by: earthling | Apr 8, 2005 12:11:28 PM

Watch out, earthling, there hasn't been a flamer posting around here in a long time. Of course when I say flamer, I mean someone who simply says stupid non sequiters to ppl just to get a rise outta them and not a flamer as in a gay person. Although in this case it appears that both are true. Whatever... I like it better when the flamers are a wee bit creative or at least semi-intelligent.

Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 8, 2005 12:26:17 PM

If certain young individuals cannot refrain from using bad language, they will be restricted from posting on this blog. Simple as that.

Posted by: mrs health | Apr 8, 2005 12:29:17 PM

You must be insecure to be so hostile. What's your PROBLEM? I don't see you posting anything. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't give you a chance. Not that I'm interested. Why don't you learn to spell and count before you open your big fag mouth. Now, if you'll excuse me, its time for me to pleasure the neighbor's dog.

Posted by: myopinion | Apr 8, 2005 12:34:13 PM

8th

Posted by: earthling | Apr 8, 2005 12:38:00 PM

Who has the best legs? Hmmm... none of the above. They're all past there prime. Check out Teri Hatcher in 2 Days in the Valley or Nicollette Sheridan in anything from about 5 years ago or longer... and then you've got some great legs. These days Nicollette looks like her own mother. So I guess the winner is Teri -- but it ain't saying much.

Posted by: Flutterby | Apr 8, 2005 1:18:36 PM

Please stop using my name. I have not blogged here in about 2 weeks now...

Posted by: Flutterby | Apr 8, 2005 2:19:19 PM

Then who the hell have I been talking to?!

Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 8, 2005 2:42:22 PM

So, who was it who posted in Flutterby's name? Fess up. I liked what you said.

Posted by: Adam West | Apr 8, 2005 3:07:45 PM

Look, all you people out there who take names or post in the names of other people; why bother? Why not make up your own name and just start posting? Why lurk on someone else's handle? On the other hand - what is the big deal? No one is posting with their real John Hancock anyway, so... so what if someone rides piggyback on your originality? What is the harm? Are you damaged beyond repair? I think not. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 8, 2005 3:38:29 PM

No harm- not a big deal. That's why I didn't jump all over them- just asked them to stop. I stopped posting here for a reason and still won't after this.

Guess I just didn't want people to think I really gave a rats patootie what Teri Hatcher's (or any of their) legs looked like...

Posted by: Flutterby | Apr 8, 2005 3:56:46 PM

Ok, Flutterby, I admit it; it was me. I posted in your name because I miss you guys, the old regulars. You made this place much more enjoyable. I don't know why you left, but it sucks around here without you. Sorry.

Posted by: curious | Apr 8, 2005 5:42:38 PM

Well, that's just sad. Sad... Yes, and a little pathetic.

Flutterby went flutterbye-bye-bye and 'curious' snaps and starts posting on a stupid blog as if he is Flutterby. Good thing you guys don't live close to each other else Flutterby might be missing and 'curious' might be wearing a 'Flutterby' skin mask and running around the front yard at night, howling at the moon, nekkid.

Now we know what 'curious' was curious about. ...glad this place is anonymous...

Posted by: Mr. Burns | Apr 8, 2005 6:18:43 PM

Teri Hatcher? Remember her in "Tomorrow Never Dies?" When Bond finds her dead at the hands of Dr. Kaufman....Teri's BEST SCENE EVER!

Posted by: Spade | Apr 8, 2005 10:25:59 PM

I am a professional.

Posted by: Spade | Apr 8, 2005 10:27:08 PM


Terry Hatcher was originally suposed to be the breakout star in the show, but it turned into an ensamble cast. Maybe she was out of the spot light for a couple of years, but she still was lois lane, on a show that lasted for a few good years. What were the others doing? this show was their godsent. The rest of the chicks look like old has beens anyway.
They look like the strippers at the 3:00 PM afternoon shift at the topless club.

Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 9, 2005 1:33:44 PM

I would like to point out that I am the blogger that is most consistent with staying on topic. The rest of the postings are nothing more than idiotic banter.
Once again, note to VH1 producers, put me on your show. I could be the next breakout star.

Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 9, 2005 1:38:48 PM

Hey, anyone remember Teri Hatcher's Radio Shack days? Or Marcia Cross's Everwood stint? These women were in low, low places. LOW PLACES.

Posted by: Bwarh | Apr 10, 2005 10:21:01 AM

It means that Teri's cast wants a "Tango & Cash" reunion worked in the script for next season.

Posted by: Bryant | Apr 10, 2005 8:43:06 PM

dudevalrock stays on topic but the other guy is funny and the ONLY reason I lurk here in the first place. hmmm... I doubt VH1 is into hiring boring guys who are anal about conforming to the rules... BTW, if you *really* think they'll give you a job because you post on their blog, I have a bridge that's up for sale...

Posted by: badassmofo | Apr 10, 2005 11:34:41 PM

oh i feel you Flutterby. Some a-hole took my log on and posted really ridiculous and nasty shit on here.

That show is a glorified soap opera but atleast better than all the crappy reality TV out there....

And I'm sorry but NO ONE does "Crazy Bitch" better than Marcia Cross... Does anyone remember her on Melrose Place? She blew up the joint and had burns and like two strands of hair left on one side of her head. It was brilliant...

The half-life of Nicolette Sheridan, after all of the plastic surgery and silicon roaming the earth inside of her, rivals that of Twinkies. DON"T YOUR CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, NICOLETTE SHERIDAN! THERE ARE SAFE EMISSION LAWS IN PLACE FOR PPL LIKE YOU! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

.... Only about a cumulative total of, I'd say, 37 - 49% of the body mass of these five woman are bio-degradable; there was bound to be trouble.

Posted by: seven | Apr 11, 2005 4:32:23 AM

Monday morning; time for a new subject.

Posted by: Adam West | Apr 11, 2005 12:51:55 PM

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