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My favorite one so far: Vin Diesel is so tough that he only eats the finest European coins and wipes his a** with pinecones...the wrong way.
I had no idea Vin Diesel was so amazing, did you???
April 22, 2005 | Permalink
could there be a worse photo of him?
Posted by: curious | Apr 22, 2005 1:12:09 PM
Probably, but I wouldn't want to see it.
Posted by: Upstate Grl | Apr 22, 2005 1:15:58 PM
OMG some of those are the funniest things!
Posted by: Upstate Grl | Apr 22, 2005 1:40:43 PM
Well, of course, Vin Diesel is amazing. He was the real front man for Twisted Sister before all that toxic makeup made his hair fall out.
Posted by: Spade | Apr 22, 2005 2:16:01 PM
He does look like he is trying to figure out the difference between girls and guys.
Posted by: Spade | Apr 22, 2005 2:18:44 PM
I think he looks like he is trying to pinch a loaf.
Posted by: curious | Apr 22, 2005 3:10:17 PM
Thank you team barry!
Posted by: Brainstrain | Apr 22, 2005 5:20:51 PM
My favorite so far is:
On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"
Posted by: Chérie | Apr 23, 2005 8:21:31 AM
Oh, I definitely knew. And it's high time others did too. (riight)
"Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum." -- that's actually a little frightening.
Posted by: p | Apr 23, 2005 3:16:36 PM
" Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. "
Best quote I could find, for sheer randomness purposes.
Posted by: tgkeira | Apr 23, 2005 3:47:46 PM
well i'm sure that you all knew that Vin Diesel once had to choose between saving a baby or the baby's mother from a burning house. Since it wouldn't have been fair to choose, he instead cooked a BLT and peppered the sandwich with their ashes.
Posted by: lisa marie | Apr 23, 2005 3:58:50 PM
mmmmmm would love to see Vin reproduce mmmm
How long does that thing go on anyhow?? TMI if ya ask me....hehe
Posted by: Kat | Apr 24, 2005 1:25:00 PM
Vin Diesel looks like the offspring of a chupacarba and a shar pei
Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 24, 2005 1:43:42 PM
The brow/forehead formation spells out a code. Cant quite make it out. maybe the missing piece in the davinci code.
Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 24, 2005 1:45:45 PM
There's an M on his forehead
Why does it always seem this site always posts the worst pictures of celebrities they can find?
Posted by: steal this name | Apr 24, 2005 7:27:26 PM
Yeah, because we tottaly need to know about Vin Deseals wiping of the arse habits.
What did Ryan Secrets Star say?
Keep on posting.
although... the whole pinecone thing is disturbing.
Posted by: Catinkalives | Apr 24, 2005 7:42:09 PM
Bob you cheapo, you can't post the same thing in both your blogs, it goes against the internet code of ethics.
Posted by: Marisa | Apr 24, 2005 8:03:57 PM
No, u know what the internet is REALLY for? Blogs like Best Week Ever's and blogs like www.myroommatehasabeard.com
This 21-yr old girl has a beard and her roommates created a blog about it. HA!
Posted by: Mindy | Apr 24, 2005 11:04:59 PM
Sorry Marisa, but this Vin Diesel is the best thing I've ever found in my life and I wanted to share it with as many people as possible. It won't happen again.
Posted by: bob | Apr 25, 2005 12:33:21 PM
That photo is why I dig chicks.
Posted by: Catwoman | Apr 25, 2005 1:07:27 PM
I like tigers. I like flowers too! my favorite flower is the LILLY.
Posted by: i know what is going on | Apr 25, 2005 2:05:02 PM
Posted by: Upstate Grl | Apr 25, 2005 2:18:54 PM
Posted by: i know what is going on | Apr 25, 2005 2:23:02 PM
I had suspected the same for a while, though.
Posted by: Upstate Grl | Apr 25, 2005 2:39:59 PM
Maybe he's pissed because they made another crappy XXX movie without him.
Posted by: blahblahblah | Apr 25, 2005 2:50:01 PM
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