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The Top 10 Best Things About Britney & Kevin Having a Baby
- Frito-Lay stock is going to shoot up. Britney is eating Cheetos for 2!
- Now all Kevin needs is an Asian kid, a Hispanic kid, and a Middle Eastern kid to complete the cycle! Keep up the good work dude!
- Being pregnant will finally motivate Britney to stop smoking... in public.
- Now Kevin can start saying "We're pregnant," to make it sound like he's actually doing something for once.
- At last, Britney won't be the only one at her five-year high school reunion in Louisiana without a kid.
- Kevin can finally rub Britney's stomach and use his "Girl, You got Served" joke that used to crack Shar Jackson up all the time.
- Being a mother, Britney will have a whole new subject to lip-sync about.
- Kevin will finally have someone to hang out with while laying around and doing nothing.
- At least the Spears/Federline kid will know one thing-- how to dance. And... that's probably it.
- Britney and Kevin will get to name the baby all by themselves. And we're talking about a girl who named her dogs Bit Bit and Lacy Loo, so the possibilities are endless!
April 13, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
FIRST
Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 13, 2005 2:13:06 PM
ummmm first?
Posted by: crowbar | Apr 13, 2005 2:13:22 PM
d'oh
Posted by: crowbar | Apr 13, 2005 2:13:48 PM
Call you page mr.first.
first name Ima
Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 13, 2005 2:14:54 PM
Is it just me or is dudevalrock getting more and more incoherent?
Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 13, 2005 2:18:57 PM
Um, it is just you, Hellrazor, and... dude, put down the pipe before starting to type.
Ok, it isn't just you...
Posted by: Captain Obvious | Apr 13, 2005 2:20:26 PM
We had to wait some 15 years before teen sensation Tiffany bared her milky jugs for Playboy. (Uh, the less said about Debbie Gibson doing likewise, the better.) Will we have to wait a similar amount of time for Britney to show us "the louisiana two"? I don't think so, for the following reasons:
1) Britney is already a skank, no matter how much she'd like to pretend otherwise, or no matter how much she flashes a wholesome, toothy smile for the camera. This is a no-talent who got famous *because* she is the most pretty of all the current crop of skank-ettes... certainly it wasn't because of talent or anything. And, she has already demonstrated that she's more than willing to strip down to the point where she's just about naked, anyway.
2) Britney is much more media savvy, and understands the game. She knows what'll be required to keep her name in the headlines. As soon as the media find another no-talent fish to fry, Brit will either choose to fade off into the trailer park sunset, or... "hello, Hef?"
I'd give it two years max after the birth of baby skank.
Posted by: kongi | Apr 13, 2005 2:31:09 PM
who wants 1?
Posted by: freeblowjob | Apr 13, 2005 3:02:21 PM
i want pre-baby skank playboy shots. it just wont be the same afterward
Posted by: TF | Apr 13, 2005 3:13:32 PM
Oh this is very interesting. First, I'm a white guy who has until just recently had a serious relationship with a black gal, so nobody who knows me would ever say I'm nothing but a stand up straight shooter.
VH1, while I would agree with you that the recent bigoted comments were completely unwarranted, I wonder about your fairness doctrine when you allow 4 fellows to post sequentially in what everyone would agree is a black-themed manner.
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It is all very interesting. I recall not long ago when VH1 set up new rules regarding posting on this blog; cursing was not allowed. So even if you allowed the black-themed posts to stand, you have violated your own rules by not removing those posts for profanity.
It seems to me that if you are going to be overly sensitive, which is something I'd prefer not to see on a non-moderated blog, you should at least be fair about it.
I guess the real question is: will this post also be censored?
Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 13, 2005 7:18:36 PM
Why was I censored?! I said *nothing* remotely racist -- in fact, I pointed out the racist comments in the posts of seven, Iowan, and Kongi. VH1 is really getting a too PC about this... AND I agree with Hellrazor; if they want to censor some of the people in the matter, they should censor everyone in the matter. OR are they afraid of censoring the black posters???
Posted by: Catwoman | Apr 13, 2005 7:21:55 PM
Man, is just me or should we brace ourselves for the Ferdline invasion? How many of those things does this world need? Who is next on Kevin's hit list, he's had the Hot Black Actress, now it's the Hot "Pop Tart", I wonder if he goes for porn star first and than the hot older milf, or the other way round. Hmmm, so many choses, so many "little solders" to spread.
Posted by: Rachael Krafft | Apr 13, 2005 9:10:39 PM
Thanks for ruining my chance for having the Best Week Ever, b-otch!
Posted by: Mariah Carey | Apr 13, 2005 9:23:29 PM
Mariah sucks!
she keeps record and references too!
no wonder her lips look bigger!
Posted by: curious | Apr 14, 2005 11:35:00 AM
If kevin's super-sperm got one of the biggest party unpregenable girl(Brittney) pregenant, than do you think that kevin can get Paris Hilton pregenant?
Posted by: adam levine | Apr 16, 2005 3:41:13 PM
Oh no, I think it's wonderful that Kevin Federline has so many kids. So when Britney divorces him eventually and he has child support for however many kids he has at that point (besides the ones with Shar, Brit, and whatever strippers he has nailed), he can do a reality show about his weekend going around picking up all his kids from their baby's mommas. Think of the drama, the cold silent stares, the pleading of Kevin just to "let him hit it one more time"; this show would be a great inspiration to all the other dads around who love having babies with tons of different mothers.
Posted by: Mandelion | Apr 17, 2005 12:27:43 PM
